TipCon Newsfootball

Sat, 10 Nov 2012Luxury problems

The insane and irresponsible betting of team ESS, KHO, BNY continues to reap rewards. CFO has now a series of luxury problems that he seems incapable of solving. The first question is: what to do with all the money? We do our best to fritter it away, but to no avail. A mole in the organisation has even hinted that it is all down to luck. Such preposterous claims from this notorious misanthrope can of course be easily dismissed.

Sat, 29 Sep 2012A proud moment

In hilarious circumstances TipCon landed their biggest reward ever. Years of pungent misery was cancelled out in one stroke of genius: team ESS, BNY, KHO correctly predicted that Liverpool would score 5, something that admittedly doesn't happen very often. Leading up to the best, TipCon's CFO embarrassed himself gravely by rubbishing those brave predictions (and no doubt well researched bets). CFO's position will be under severe scrutiny at the next general assembly - his power of judgement seems to have deserted him.

Sat, 22 Sep 2012Last-gasp disaster

A penalty in the 5th minute of injury time at St. Mary's robbed TipCon of a substantial amount. The decline is accelerating, doomsday is approaching, the end is nigh.

Fri, 07 Sep 2012Another mishit

We've never been experts on internationals. We have now underlined it. Critical voices might even argue that we've never been experts on the Premier League either, or football for that matter. Next week will show...

Sun, 02 Sep 2012The upside

After weeks and months of sleepless nights and profound misery, TipCon was finally able to record a profit. Despite some slightly odd scores, coupon one covered enough of them to land us a nice sum. On the betting statistics it should be noted that last seasons best bet-teams both have got off to a nightmare start, scoring blanks three times in a row. These teams are encouraged to get their act together, and hopefully the suprise teams keep up their good form.

Sun, 26 Aug 2012High scores, poor returns

Two high-scoring games undid us this time. Normally ineffective away teams Lillestrøm and Fulham created disorder in TipCon's house.

Sun, 19 Aug 2012A sick start

The 2011-12 Premier League season opened with a number of surprises, some of the verging on insanity. Under these circumstances this was not to be the flying-start we hoped for.

Wed, 15 Aug 2012TipCon ready for a new season

TipCon's board of directors welcomes members to a new Premier League season, featuring abstract hopes of virtual revenue.

The 2011-12 season was a disappointment financially, but numbers apart: it can be safely concluded that TipCon is succeeding as a non-profit organisation (read negative-profit). Still the social rewards make members disregard the miserable figures. Good luck to TipCon in the new season!

Rounds
36
Net profit
12901
Gross profit
59557
Return (%)
127.7
Latest payout
0
Expenditure
46656
Deposited
15851
Balance
28752